Idk I feel like the first part of the walk would be pretty varied, but once they get past the Rockies it would be so monotonous
My resume looks like two separate people sharing one sheet of paper.
IT to Landscaping to Software Dev to Construction to Data Analysis back to Landscaping now back in Software Dev.
It's sorta like the quote from It's Always Sunny - "Do I want the democrats mentally soul crushing job blasting me in the ass or the republicans physically crushing job blasting my ass?"
His dumb videos keep showing up on youtube despite clicking "don't show this channel" or w/e.
All his little shorts are just like variations of "Chat do you wanna know why I left blizzard? Chat... Do you wanna know why I left Blizzard? I left Blizzard because it sucked dude."
like why do they all have millions of views
"She just died? Wow. I didn't know that…Make sure to like and subscribe. What else can you say? She'd want you to smash that like button, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing subscriber who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that."
I'm sure the chud response will be - "this is because of DEI/Woke/Gays "
Days like today really make me glad to not work in IT anymore lol.
Me reading Simplicius' blog for his Russia/Ukraine analysis:
Me when he starts going on tangents about 'woke' or how Americas problems would be fixed if Texas was allowed to take illegal immigration into their own hands:
I just wanna find some good anti-imperialist or left blogs with quality analysis. I like Moon of Alabama but good lord the comments there are full of cranks, boomer brainrot, and anti-semites. Thankful for this place
Acting like I have no idea what people are talking about (usually chuds complaining about "woke" or something) is always so funny irl. It's like a dumb guy socratic method and can get some people into funny loops or just giving up.
Like when the Chinese weather balloon was in the news. My mother-in-law brought it up at a birthday thing I was like
"Oh you got them birthday balloons? Wait aren't they a little old for balloons?"
"No the chinese balloon!"
"Yeah they probably would be made in China, pretty much all our stuff is"
Can't wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register
Hell yeah this game rules. Scratched my desire for a game with the vibes of Dying Earth or Book Of The New Sun
Lmao I got one similar to that but mentioned Biden. I love being dumb when replying, which is fun when they reply, although pretty rare. Hopefully I get a response after pretending to have no idea who Biden or Trump are
My favorite one was when I pretended to have no idea what Woke was and eventually I just got a "You have successfully been unsubscribed" midconversation, like the person just gave up.
Same! My wife and I joked that they're probably sent by some Conservative group to annoy the shit out of people which would be a good bit. Especially since replying "stop" only seems to get you more.
Piero Scaruffi
Holy shit lmao that's a name I haven't thought of since like 2010. Old /mu/ heads might remember that
Honestly it sometimes works in Vic3 lol
Overheard coworker talking about their upcoming vacation to Spain and Morocco when another asks: "With all the Iran and Iraq wars going on will that be safe?"
Most geographically/current event literate American
Isn't that Ilhan Omar's daughter on the right?