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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
hexaflexagonbear [he/him] @ hexaflexagonbear @hexbear.net
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  • I find that with less social media even other screen time feels better. Like I’ve spent weekends doing either movie marathons or playing video games and felt better and somehow like my time was spent more productively than if I were just scrolling.

    But I guess it helps that usually those activities are easier to build productive habits around, like a video game is a better reward for doing the dishes than doomscrolling is.

  • I pull back my foreskin to reveal I’m hiding a tactical second dick in there.

  • What’s natal day? Do Nova Scotians have to rawdog on the first weekend of August?

  • I just realized the stunt double for the token white guy in Jackie Chan’s HK movies is Asian lol

  • When debating quitting without an explicit offer from another place my brain mainly goes to “well I’ll probably end up at a place where I still hate the job but my coworkers could be worse”.

  • You should be able to go to the apartment building’s laundry room shirtless when it’s hot

  • I swear our reality is built around providing Adam Curtis with all of the visual metaphors he needs.

  • Will supperman make sense if I haven’t seen breakfastman and lunchman

  • To the beat of defeat is no option from the shin Godzilla soundtrack: peepeepeepee poopoopoopoo

  • Death Stranding is great, but all of the supernatural enemies are really ruining the experience of backpacking around and building shit.

  • There’s a Canadian distributor for criterion collection movies, and the guy very clearly works out his sale price so that it’s ever so slightly cheaper than buying from B&N and shipping across the border. He has like a my story page on the site and it’s written in a very “I came from humble beginnings” tone but basically it’s about how he got exclusive distribution rights in Canada lol.

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    :trump-juche:

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    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Fucking DOGE dork cancelled the domain renewal payment wtf

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    Logging onto hexbear

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    Obama’s unique charisma really hid just how awful these guys are at politics

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    Age gap discourse has unironically gone too far

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    lol. Lmao

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    Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer

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    Judge handling Luigi’s trial

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    You’re giving me the “It’s not you, it’s me” routine?! I invented “It’s not you, it’s me!” No one tells me it’s them, not me! If it’s anyone, it’s ME!!

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Claim denied

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    America in the 1970s, before evangelization

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    Apologies to david cage

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    Simpsons predicted IDF training US cops

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    Wake up babe, Forbes made up another new word to describe people hating their job

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    Saddest sentence in the english language

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    This is America

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    Hellworld

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    Lol. Lmao even

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    I hate linkedin posts. I hate linkedin posts