You're viewing a single thread.
If believing it make you a tiny bit more motivated...
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
I wish I had enough lemons to do anything with.
Life isn't even giving out lemons now?!?
Thank you Cave Johnson.
How does one start a fire with lemons? I'm sure there's some chemical reaction that can be contrived, but I do not know anything about chemistry.
The next sentence in that delightful tirade is; "I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"