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That sounds like Subway to me. They like making mayo sandwiches for some reason.
Light mayonnaise, please
proceeds to drown sandwich in it
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say "you want mayo?" Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise