If anyone else has a hard time with getting subs: I'm free.
God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles. 😢
Someone literally got killed for that.
I believe it was a subway and the person asked for lite mayo so when they found an absolute shit ton of it they went and actually killed the person...
That sounds like Subway to me. They like making mayo sandwiches for some reason.
Light mayonnaise, please
proceeds to drown sandwich in it
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say "you want mayo?" Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise
Relevant https://youtu.be/hX07NFted28
Mayo belongs on no sandwich. I've never voluntarily chosen a sandwich with mayo and never enjoyed it on any I accidentally picked.
Don't blame him. Mayo tastes like shit
I don't get the mayonnaise hate. I know us white people put it on everything, but it's literally eggs, vinegar, oil, sometimes mustard... I love all of those!
People grow up on the shit tasting commercial crap or (shudders) Miracle Whip and then think all mayo tastes like it
I myself as a younger child fell into this and didn't really like Mayo until my preteen years when I realized that there's actually good tasting mayo out there
Most of the commercial mayo tastes like shit, real mayo (and a very select few and pricier brands) is delicious
I like to make my own because it's quick, easy, and much tastier than most store bought, but I also understand that not everyone has an immersion blender or the desire for one.
I like to add fresh herbs to mine. A little dill or parsley really livens it up. I've tried mixing them in store bought and it's not the same.
Dukes is my go to and it is used sparingly.
take it back
Mayo is so disgusting fr
Meanwhile anime: "I have made mayo. I am now your god."
