Living in 2024, I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a subscription for damn oxygen soon. Oh, wait, that's taxes!
This reads like an onion article. Who's constantly buying new mice? And they're trying to target consumers who "don't have both a mouse and keyboard" by trying to sell them a $200 mouse...
I've been using the same razer chroma I bought 15 years ago and it's still perfectly fine.