Subscribe now for more clicks!

They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help...

Standard plan:

• 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)

Premium plan:

• 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
• Ad Free!

Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)

• Mouse acceleration toggle
• 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
• Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
• AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
• Cloud backup*

*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.

Edit: formatting

This is close enough to reality that I'm irritated.

Do not read aloud from a book that summons demons. Not even as a joke.

Hrm.

Logitech has an idea for a “forever mouse” that requires a subscription

Logitech confirms subscription-based “forever mouse” isn’t happening following backlash

It's all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it's the new norm.

It’s a meme now. Give it a few years and it’ll be more than a meme.

your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.

☹️ but i cant click to subscribe.

Oh god oh no I used my last click now I can’t select a plan

It's a good thing that market is so saturated that there'd always be a cheap uncomplicated mouse with all your features, unless you're some sort of MMO mouse person.

That said, a company can probably still sell this to the government with enough lobbying. Those chumps love wasting cash on subscriptions they don't need (looking at you, Adobe Cloud).

I can navigate with keyboard shortcuts.

Business idea: The mouse manufacturers play the middle man in the click economy. Users can add an extra "click safety" package for $3,99/month, which prevents them from clicking on ads/misleading content. "Good" and "ethical" advertisers can get in touch with the "business communication" office of the mouse manufacturers to buy exception deals, because "their ads are okay"

Living in 2024, I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a subscription for damn oxygen soon. Oh, wait, that's taxes!

idk I've been thinking about getting the standard plan. 10k clicks isn't much, but If i quit Leauge, then I think i can get by. And I can't stand the ad supported basic tier anymore. I can't take one more ad for that crypto exchange

Vim users: *entirely unaffected*

How do I click an option when my clicks are already used up? 🤔

Is it HP mouse?

What will Premium Plus get for me?

This is why you do what I do and use a trackball.

is Logitech known for this? Not this exactly, I get that it's a meme, but enshitification in general? I have a Logitech mouse and haven't experienced anything that's particularly money hungry other than the initial pricing and I think a twitch popup or something stupid

move those decimals over one.

Add a free tier and base it around gacha mechanics.

Don't give them ideas

I'd just get a mouse that doesn't have this bullshit before paying for this. I'll buy used if needed. I'm not subscribing to a fucking mouse.

I've managed to pay under $20 for all I can click mice. They last more than a year typically. Even with tariffs, I'm getting a chinese mouse, and y'all can f the f off.

It's not real right???

I want to know what priority support looks like for a mouse.

Like what questions would you ask? How would they troubleshoot before sending you to tier 3 support?

Nah, I already got the 24,99 family plan that includes 500 premium clicks every month. I just hope they don't follow through with their crackdown on account sharing.

Your post truly disgusted me. I like that.

10000 clicks a month? Man I might do that in a day or 2

Is scrolling extra?

I'd like to unironically place this popup on public office laptops in order for users to collect themselves and stop being afraid of touchpads and keyboard commands.

The lack of close button makes me believe this is not true.

thats a good deal

We need to reverse engineer this software so it can be used.

Laughs hysterically in XMonad

Time to learn Emacs

If the Corsair harpoon was a subscription service. I'd pay for it.