[Not the Onion] an Ivy League graduate vs a son of small-town Iowa
[Not the Onion] an Ivy League graduate vs a son of small-town Iowa
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a son of small-town Iowa who ascended
Totally not a religious cult, this capitalism thing.
Oh he's ascended now lmao
More of a descent, honestly. Or vertical readjustment if you wanna be fancy with it.
Everyone can ascend if you just work hard enough. Everyone can be a millionaire CEO. Capitalism totally doesn't rely on a mass of low paid workers to actually produce things and do work. We can all be CEOs!
Just need to start a company thanks to your daddy’s money! Simple!
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