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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight ho...

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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  • I just took some mushrooms and was fantasizing about moving to middle of nowhere and living off the land

    I grew up in the middle of nowhere so I know the realities of that and I'm way too hedonist to actually do it but it's a nice dream

    • I would 100% end up like that guy from the Twilight Zone episode, who gets some time to himself & immediately breaks his glasses.

      Now if only I didn't have to go 5 miles outside town, to reach a store that still stocks desirable inventory. When I realize that almost nothing is stored in town where the majority of sales would otherwise occur, I feel like our cities are just kinda doomed?

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