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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

arstechnica.com Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

Twenty people have been hospitalized. Most cases are in children.

Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

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Ya got measles? Bring the kids over! We got enough raw milk for all of y'all!
- Eat some raw milk and end up looking like leatherface JR
- Who's bringing the roadkill bear meat?
  
  Whale carcasses
  
  This is Texas, not Tennessee/Kentucky/Arkansas.
- Oll-oh-yoll
- I think I heard if you drink raw milk with H15N while you have measles you get immunity to H15N!

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