Trump Admin Struggling To Import Eggs As It Seeks To Bring Their Price Down

American. Support this. I would go the rest of my life without eating/using another egg if that would be the thing that begins the end of this nightmare.

ETA- also, i would love to see an SNL skit where Trump is desperately trying to buy an egg, offering a million dollars (that everyone knows he won't pay), begging the world leaders, as they sit and laugh and offer him deals that he won't take.