DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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Jesus, my heart dropped for a second because this legitimately seems like something this admin would/will do.
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Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!
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Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.
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I heard it was a magical place…
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A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.
Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.
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More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren't allowed to leave the country as they are now property.
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Same friend, same. I ate it hard at first.
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No wonder Duo got killed by a swatzicar…
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