2w ago

False alarm

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Nah just check the time, if it's noon you're good. If it ain't noon you check the news and make sure it isn't a scheduled one at 10am for some test because they're planning to replace the sirens with new equipment. If it ain't that because the internet's out then it's probably real but if not you got a moment to see if it's real for another reason
- If I'm an ambitious tornado, I'mma touch down exactly at Noon on Wednesday. Y'all'n't seen that coming didja?
  
  I legit think that every time I hear it "if I was a tornado thisd be when I'd do it tell ya hwhat"
- Start by checking the weather outside. If it's sunny and clear, no tornado. If not, start looking - places I've been at least, they've been reluctant to test if there's even much cloud coverage.

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