Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)
Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)
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Secret: just buy women's deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you
And have my dick fall off? No thanks
Your balls will go inside you
I'll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.
Golden comment
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
Wait, what?
I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.
I'll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.
Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.
I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself...
Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.
Also I don't know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it's legal I don't really want to get the house of my parents raided.
I'm a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I've never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women's section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.
The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries
Durian
I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.
I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored
I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.
Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You're welcome.
I'm allergic to the scents in women's deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.
Are you sure it's the scents and it's deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.