What are some "no brainer" inventions or features that just haven't made it to the consumer yet?

If your ABS takes 5 minutes to react there may be an issue with your car.

No! 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

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Strong Bad was ahead of his time when he made the Ab-Abber 2000. Abs in minutes - nay, seconds!