I'm dumb. I meant "Im sure they ate them by now."
"Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!"
[Proceeds to shit pants]
I'm trying really hard to keep the faith in my fellow Americans. This really makes it hard. 😩
This is one of my favorite videos. It just is what it is and I'm all for it.
Agreed. When I was a kid I have to have an extra tooth removed from the roof of my mouth. I wonder if it would grow back?
Looks like not having the tooth there triggers it to grow a new one.
Interesting. How do you just grow the one tooth and not all teeth?
Gorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere
Had the song It's Raining Men stuck in my head. Got me thinking. Would my home owners insurance cover the damages to my house? And what about the clean up?
I can't have a cat of my own because my daughter is crazy allergic. This is killing me.
TheHottub @lemmy.world The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.