"They're super comfortable"
49 0 Reply44 0 ReplyI think that pose is called the swallow
24 0 ReplySwallow, come!
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No one disturb him, he's been doing yoga for years preparing for this moment.
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They are pretty cool pants.
41 0 ReplyLegit. I like how the texture looks like a function of the fabric, not a printed-on pattern. Plus the stitching looks solid.
17 0 Replyi'd like curtains to match that carpet
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"I could never reach."
"Reach what?"
"You know...."
"What, your clit??"
"Yeah, it's like you said, 'everyone gets curious and tries it some time.'"
"I never tried it."
" ......."
" Fuckin' pervert.. "(I know that's not the actual line, but the change fits the photo)
35 0 ReplyFrom the corner of my eye, I thought this was going to be a picture of The Deep.
Edit: spelling hehe
19 0 ReplyIt is
2 0 ReplyYour I?
2 1 ReplyOops. Fixed
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Nanomachines?
11 0 Replybeing blocked by instagram because I don't facebook is such a great co-mingling.
8 0 ReplyThe joke is mysoginy
27 36 ReplyIt's not just women on social media though, that's just a reflection of this OPs algorithm. A thirst trap is a thirst trap, don't matter the gender.
12 0 Reply"A thirst trap is a thirst trap, don't matter the gender." - Garbagebagel, 2024
Wiser words have never been spoken.
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"DoN'T obJeCtiFy Us!"
17 58 ReplyYeah, maybe don't.
28 7 Reply*objectifies self*
Don't objectify me!
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Different women be saying different things.
22 2 ReplyYeah it's almost like they're individuals. Who'da thunk it.
3 4 ReplyAnd some be saying exactly this while exposing themself like that. Did you think I was talking about all women?
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Sure bro, because women share a hive mind.
14 5 ReplyFunny, I never said all women think like this, but somehow you did. Good projection
8 9 ReplyIt's impressive really. I thought men compartmentalized better, but here we see yet another internet stranger incapable of seperating something into "women choosing to" and "women choosing not to."
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