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  • The only thing I enjoyed about this sport was everybody skipping to the stage like they're one of the Railway Children on their way to collect a hamper from rich, land-owning Uncle Bertie.

    They should have had parkour instead.

  • Honestly, she won the only real thing that matters: actual attention and fame. I couldn’t tell you who won the medals. But I’ll definitely remember her performance for years. She’s now famous, whether she wants to or not. I’d lean into that if I was her.

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