"I can't read this... It's all wet and the ink ran down the page. I also tore it a little when opening it. This thing is worthless! Who thought it would be good to hide a scroll of wisdom in the water?!"
And filter your water.
And your dog's water.
And your Car's water.
And give your cat a big ass water dish. (cats can get kidney issues because they stop drinking due to whisker damage from small bowl rims)
You're absolutely right! You don't want to fuck around with your kidneys! I'm not going to post the details here, but you should request an AMA from someone who works in Dialysis if you enjoy NSFL content.