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My daughter asked me who Jesse Ventura was, I told her as a politician he's a guy who would say something like
"everyone in this country deserves healthcare, they deserve unions and they deserve the chance to succeed! Every family should be able to live without constantly struggling, every person in this country should be cared for, except for the lizard people who pretend to be Patriots, but as we all know, are actually aliens from a demon realm controlled by a cabal of wealthy donors, including Hulk Hogan!"
"Oh yeah, and he also used to be a professional wrestler."
And an actor
Don't leave out Navy Seal and Govenor of Minnesota
Until "Hulk Hogan" I was going to have to look that up and see if you were actually quoting him.
He despises Hogan irl because Jesse tried forming a wrestlers Union back in the day, and Hogan told on Jesse to the boss.
Hogan and being a piece of shit, name a more iconic duo
Rick Flair and alcoholism
Damn dude. I snorted at this one. Totally fucked up, but pretty funny.
Andre the Giant and growth hormones
Hahah....wooooo