Cease-fire agreed by Hamas is 'far from Israel's requirements,' Netanyahu says.
Cease-fire agreed by Hamas is 'far from Israel's requirements,' Netanyahu says.
The Biden administration said it was still reviewing Hamas' cease-fire agreement - and signaled disapproval for Israel's Rafah plans,
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"Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don't include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can't accept it."
-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.
“It’s a shame that Hamas continues to hide behind the lives of Palestinian civilians. Now if they were all dead they couldn’t do that.”
*Netanyahu taps forehead
CNN looks puzzled and wonders what that means; they publish an article titled ’Why all the Palestinian suddenly decided to just die’.
Let's be real. He would only accept a ceasefire if the terms of the ceasefire is he can never go to jail for corruption.
Definitely*