If I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked pork

You will not be allowed to cook it. It's epic bacon time.

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Thank you Mr President, fusion cuisine such as pork sashimi is just the kind of thing our nation needs to unite and bring us together in these difficult and polarizing times.

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