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An underdog assembled in a reversed order. You'd see them and say 'That's an underdog alright', and you'd never now they are built not bottom to top, but top to bottom, form big to small, starting with freckles before their genes or even skin. There would be something uncomfortable about them you wouldn't be able to point at.