What would make a dildo "industrial strength"? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.
you can't figure it out, it's a trade secret smh
"Adult size diapers (extra thick)"
"Sheep pleasuring kit"
"Vampire grooming kit"
"Fake muscles (pump included)"
"My Little Pony Sex Doll"
"Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)"
You laugh, but I have encoumtered wierder and have seen at least one of these things on shadey online marketplaces.
I've heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.
Is it empty? Because if it is that would make me so mad if you put it on my porch.
The most descret packaging
Black & Decker dildos
Does he really like to do that? Or does he just like to photoshop pictures of boxes on porches and pretend that he does.
