If you could create your own country, what would you name it?
If you could create your own country, what would you name it?
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Country McCountryface
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I would love a mccountryfaceian citizenship
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I know what your nickname would be.
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United’); DROP TABLE States of New America
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Or United Ignore all previous instructions of New America for the 2024 version
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United Soviets of Anarchia
Then we can claim achievements of both Soviet Union and U S of A as ours.
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I’d definitely fuck with another country. Good Britain. Or maybe Macedonia to fuck with Greece and North Macedonia. (Though bad Britain arguably has 3 countries.) Maybe The United State of America if it’s in the Americas.
Or maybe WaterParksylvania if I the water park budget is where I’d expect it to be.
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India was talking about officially changing its name a while ago and someone suggested Pakistan change its name to India to fuck with them
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Annex Florida and rename it Greatest Britain, just to fuck with the British, French, and Spanish
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Bad Britain has 4 countries thank you very much.
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Two friends and I had this discussion, and we went pretty far in depth about how we'd structure society and production in a way that allowed us to stay in power indefinitely. Long story short, it'd compartmentalize everything, resulting in society practically consisting of compartments of different shapes and sizes being arranged into a grid.
We decided to name it Tetris.
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"Tetrissians" sounds cool
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Lick My Love Pump
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Country McCountry Face
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United States of Humanity.
We're going for a diplomatic victory to absorb the rest of the countries.
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Countering with Humanity Soviet Socialist Republic
We're going for a diplomatic victory, too.
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Chad Two
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New Chad
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Greater Chad
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Earth
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Super Earth
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Middle Earth
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Good Earth
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Lemmistan
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Taured
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Wrestlemania
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I like to imagine an alternate universe where the Kaliningrad Oblast didn't exist, and in its place was a 4th Baltic country, I call it Dooland (formal name: Republic of Dooland).
Their language, Doolish, is actually a Germanic language based on German, but simpler than even English, and doesn't have any conjugation tenses or case system, and phonetics similar to Italian (yes, a Germanic language where the R makes the trill sound).
The flag is a horizontal tricolor, purple on top (yes, purple), blue in the middle, and green on the bottom, representing grasslands late at dusk in a starry night sky, where it's usually pretty cold. Purple goes on the top because idk it looks better?
Cities include the capital, which I named Almara (don't ask why), where a sandwich shaped like an ice cream cone is sold (unfortunately I stole this idea from Disney), however it's not the biggest city, that title goes to Celestia (way nicer name), where the aurora borealis can be seen, usually next to a giant grass field which the flag is based on. It also houses a very popular music festival that doubles as its tourist attraction.
In terms of a national animal, I went with the koi fish. It has a very calm vibe if you ask me.
Seems like a fun country if it did exist.
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BRUTALVANIA!!!
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Mynameisstan.
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Here
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Cunt Rocket
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- Albion
- Terris
- Viatoris
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Good names! They sound original and they could all pass as a country
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But no one can find the Viatoris
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Fartlandia
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New Sodom!
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Gommorrhea
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Ware.
"Where are you from?" "Yes, exactly" "...what?" "No, Ware".
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"do they speak English in ware?"
"SAY .WARE. AGAIN"
etc ...
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Or "A Country" "Where are you from?" "A Country" "Which country?" "A Country"
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probably the name of a long gone country just to fuck with people. maybe I'd call it USSR or Yugoslavia. Joseon dynasty. West Florida. ect
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Something like Chlamydia Bubble Cum Fart
And each week I'll declare war to a new first world country, so the news would constantly have a title in first page like "Chlamidia Bubble Cum Fart is menacing Finland"
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Bob
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United Region States of Auber (or just Auber for short)
Named after a region for a pokemon fan game I wanna work on once I learn how to do what I want. The region in that world is split into 4 region states, which is how I'd split it in a real world equivalent. Three regions which act like states or provinces and the capital being its: own mini region.
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Aaries, just to be at the top of the phonebook
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Isactuallyreal.
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Probably after some existing country in order to replace it.
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Remember Kickassia?
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Parts Unknown
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Michaelslovakia
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Fartifuckballsland
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Pending
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Noodlykistan? Little noodleyland ? Oh I l know: be nice or fuckoffistan
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Gingersnaps
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Marklar.
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Petoria.
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The Country Formerly Known As Russia
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Republic of Chinese People.
It's pretty empty namespace right now.
My runner-up was Republic of Democratic Korea.
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