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51 0 ReplyGlocktopussy
17 0 ReplyGlussi?
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41 0 ReplyWell that squid is two short
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Octopus: shoots twice from each gun
36 0 ReplyMisses every shot
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I didn't get it :)
17 0 ReplyCats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.
39 0 ReplyFor German cats it would work then, I guess. If I'm not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.
15 0 ReplyThanks mate I'm super high
15 0 ReplyDamn that was a next level joke!
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Cat has 9 lives
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Octopus with gun in mouth thing: mmmhh mmmmmmhh mmmmmhh mmmhh!
9 0 ReplyI got shot eight times, but I'm still breatin'. Livin' proof there's a god if you need a reason. - 9Pac
7 0 ReplyCommas!
2 0 ReplyThen the octopus has no guns, as octopuses don't have hands.
2 0 ReplyOctopus: rolls a strength check to grapple
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