Now see there, Junior? See the guy what looks like he’s got a big glass eye? That’s what we call a photo-grapher. Now hold still he’s - wait - (click) He’s gonna make us famous on the interwebs, boy. Look owly, now. (click) Now stop playin’ with your toes, son, we don’t want that picture going around the world, now do we.
Y'all Barn owls best keep on moseying on out - The barn and this here habitat now belong to us, the Bu'bo virgin'ianus. We have a bit of a reputation for being, well, great. And you, being a Tyto alba are, well, not so great - just a cotton picking scaredy owl