Beat that suckers -Imhotep the legend

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of Mastabahs in this country. The Sekhemkhet Mastabah was the Mastabah to own. Then the other guy came out with bigger Mastabah. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mastabat Neferefre. That's Epic. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went Mastabah al-Fir'aun. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, building insufficient Mastabahs. Mudbrick or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going six Mastabahs.