what a strange timeline we live in

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Proof that cinematic universes are worthless.

Make a movie and just give it an ending. Fuck your wishy washy no commitment to closure, every hero survives, pump out as many shows and spin offs bullshit style of universe building.
- pump out as many shows and spin offs
  
  Know of any recent franchise that has outdone Angry Birds? (I’m sure Batman et al. have, but maybe more recent.)
  
  Tangentially relevant from a few days ago:
  
  Goodness! Have you seen the Angry Birds Wiki?
  
  With almost all sections expanded:
  
  Longest I’ve ever seen. Maybe a hundred spinoffs.
  
  I mean if you count every piece of media like that I imagine someone like Marvel or DC would beat them just due to comic books and the fact they've been around a lot longer.
  
  Category: National Geographic??? What the fucking fuck?
- thats what makes money
  
  Found the capitalist
Context? Srry.
- To the best of my knowledge:
  
  Skibidi Toilet is getting a movie.
  
  Ben10 despite it’s financially proven track record (per the meme) has not received a feature-length cinematic release.
- https://variety.com/2024/film/news/skibidi-toilet-michael-bay-movie-adam-goodman-1236077245/
  
  Looks like my therapist will finally be giving me permission to kill myself
  
  Nah there's no fucking way. A movie of a GMOD studio fanmade?? That's odd af.
  
  you know, I knew I was out of touch around the time of fidget spinners, but this is a new level of "get off my lawn" I thought I wouldn't reach til my 30s
  
  what do you mean, that?
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Ok, ok, but what other memes deserve it more? Where's my generations' full-length Candy Mountain movie, huh?
- Charlie the Unicorn already did this to perfection. It is full length. No more needed.
  
  True, unlike Skibidi, you can't improve on perfection, even with Micheal Bay explosions.
  
  But I'd still like the trailer: "Chaaaarlie, let's go to Candy Mountain, chaaaarlie"
I'm on Skibidi Toilet 41 and honestly. I'll watch a movie about it.
- I would, too, but not if Michael Bay is directing.
  
  Why, because his movies are about big fights and no story? Because that's what Skibidi Toilet is lol.
It’s because its an original piece of shit.
You can't make WB money! How else wil Zalsav sell the company off to a private equity and dissolve it while keeping his bonus?
I hate when people use the term cinematic universe when they just mean "movie".
idk who their market is for this, the 9 year olds who watch this stuff aren't big movie goers
Sure is lonely in here without the squid
They would, as a tax write off

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