I hate these unrealistic beauty standards
If I ever saw a Github commit history like that, I'd be concerned.
Quality over quantity, hackers.
When it comes to commits, single feature / scoped commits are quality. So this git history is actually underwhelming if the author is full time. This is a good read.
A four day work week with no overtime!
Looks like it just needs to be defragged.
I prefer my activity graph in blue.
Where's the blue graph? You linked to a homepage of some website.
This shower is more employable than I am
That shower is more employable than most of us.
But I also bet it's under-paid because it hasn't learned to set boundaries.
Or it's an epic hobbyist.
Damn, that cuts deep 😞
Imagine going to take a shower to relax and instead seeing this.
I like to think the tiler knew exactly what he was doing, and sometimes chuckles about the epic troll to this day.
Seeing that image has always made me enter a "brain short-circuit" mode where half of my personality wants to cry and the other half wants to laugh. Does anyone experience anything similar?
I don't think I can see tiles with shades of green the same ever again...
My shower doesn't use me at all.
That's not what it feels like to your shower though.
I wanna spread the news
That if it feels this good getting used
Oh you just keep on using me
Until you use me up
Cool idea tho, it'll help redditors to maintain hygiene
