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Wholesome Green Text @sh.itjust.works Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works 2 wk. ago

Anon loves fire trucks

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(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)

be me, 9

own a toy firetruck

god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg

bring to show and tell

kids make fun of firetruck

go home tell dad

dad tells me not to worry about it

next day

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going?"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to firehouse

dad told his firefighter friends what happened

get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen

get to honk real firetruck horn

my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

14 comments

Why is it slightly crooked
- i swear it wasn’t until i read your comment.
  
  mods, how do i report a user for witchcraft and/or wizardry?
  
  lol it’s all good just wanted to ruin everyone’s day
  
  Not sure whether to thank or block!
- Because the text is at a slight angle
  
  This guy solves.
A bigger win would have been to be taken to school in a firetruck
- The biggest win would be to run over the bullies in the firetruck
  
  > firemen tell me to get in the passenger seat > we're driving the truck out of the station woohoo! > firetruck drives to my school > all the firemen get very quiet and serious > driver drives firetruck into my classroom > all the children who made fun of my firetruck are crushed to death
  
  Thanks, firemen
- That would mean the school is on fire
  
  Win-Win
- Set the school on fire and make all the fire trucks come at the same time.
Fulfilling your sonanon's dreams is worth more than a day at work, any day.
Their dad seems cool. Wonder what went wrong and where that they ended up posting greentext?

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