Every Time
You can get blood clots in your legs doing this.
You should get up and walk around every 15 minutes.
Are you telling me to walk around during my shit?
If you spend more than 15 minutes shitting, you should maybe add some fiber in your diet.
I’m trying to save your life.
I’ve started reading a book instead, and I’ll usually get through maybe ten pages, then come to the end of the chapter, and it’s a natural place to stop. Helps me avoid sitting there for too long browsing dank memes (pronounced may-mays).
I did 3 hours straight, how much you are?
Same when you get out of your car after an hour drive
Me this week cuz I threw out my back picking up my chonky ass labrador.