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Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

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  • I broke a mirror in my house, and you’re supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

    • What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

      A good start.

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