"Why yes, my overpriced fake leather nostolgiabait shoes that have nothing in it, dont come in wide, and gives people pla tar fasciitis is muxh better than the other overpriced fake leather hipsterbait shoe!!!!"
And then kids will literally screech in the damn store if they dont get their shitty nike shoe, becayse its about the NAME of the BRAND!!!
I work at a shoe store anf the motherfuckers who want vans or converse even though they suck ass are insane, had a fucker once com0lain that our stock wasn't "worth msrp" because people can try them on, motherfucker wr sell work boots here, shit that people do work in, not to go like "oh hurr duurrr look at me cool kicks, oops theyre creased timr to slam your head in a locker" (actual thing that happened back in my high school btw)
Got called old by some 60 year old dude in the grocery store thebother day for my sambas. Sorry they're comfortable and last like 4 years at a time. And then when they do start to blow out they make good biking shoes.
I have been wearing the classic all black Vans with the gum sole bottom for like 10 years straight as my every day shoe, I love them, they are apart of my cartoon character signature outfit.