I am loving the scribbling out of New Zealand from the map
90 0 ReplyThere is nothing worth thinking about under the black smudge
52 0 ReplyAs an Australian , as far as I know there is just a long white cloud over endless ocean over that spot there. Satellite imagery proves it. 🤷♂️
16 0 ReplyHow to piss off:
All kiwis
All LOTR fans
Half of the people who live in QLD...
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Don't be silly, New Zealand doesn't exist.
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As an Aussie I don't think Tasmania should've been coloured in green here.
(P.S. I love Tasmania this is just a joke)
18 0 ReplyAs an Aussie I don't think Tasmania should be on the map at all.
10 0 ReplyYeah, pass them over to us (the unmentionable to the east), we'll have 'em!
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Tell me you're not Jesus without telling me that you're not Jesus.
14 2 ReplyWhat is that black area?
12 0 ReplyNothing you need to worry about mate.
25 0 ReplyAn aussie saying "nothing to worry about"... Holy shit, it's giant spiders, innit?
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Part of the joke. New Zealand.
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With two buoyant enough platforms you can walk anywhere.
8 0 ReplyTIL that land is infinitely buoyant.
4 0 ReplyNot infinitely. But we are buoyant enough for walking on it.
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Treadmill on a boat.
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you can't walk TO somewhere where you already are
7 0 ReplyTell that to the treadmill.
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I love how NZ is just marked out for no reason.
6 0 ReplyThey know what they did.
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7 2 ReplyHe lost buoyancy with those holes in his feet.
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Anyone could walk to Australia in Pangea.
Up to about 200m years ago...
Mind you, I'm in Australia and wouldn't dare try to walk to some parts of Australia...
5 0 ReplyFirst Nations people walked here about 65k years ago so it was possible still for a fairly long time.
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not with that attitude
5 0 ReplyJesus bout to end this maps career
5 1 ReplyYes.
3 0 Reply80% of Risk games, 60% of the way through the game
2 0 ReplyI bet there's a way over from PNG
2 0 ReplyJesus could
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