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2y ago

One day

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This is too real.
I even have some family coming over this weekend. I'm excited because they've never really come to visit me. But I can't bring myself to clean my apartment and I have been struggling for the past week with this. Just thinking about it makes me want to take a nap. At least it's not that bad looking in here but still. I managed to clean one toilet bowl the other day and that was all I could bring myself to do.
- Pay someone to do it. It's well worth the price. You don't have to be remotely wealthy to do it.
  
  I actually did do that one time! It was a bit pricey but gave me some peace of mind. Sadly it's a bit too late in the week now otherwise that would have been a good idea lol!

Every day its getting worse.

Listen I found something that actually works… it’s called meth.
My doctor keeps telling me I should call it adderall but I can’t find the difference
- I can’t find the difference
  It's an N-methyl group (one extra carbon attached to the nitrogen).
  Love, your friendly neighborhood chemistry prof
  Just to add some actual useful knowledge, amphetamines are a subset of psychoactive compounds called "phenethylamines," the effects of nearly all of which get more potent when you add a methyl group onto the nitrogen (often times as much as 10x more powerful, IIRC).

I have a saying every day that I stick to:
"I'll do it tomorrow"

The pain is real.

When I start feeling like this that’s when I know it’s time to trim another social media account.

blackpantherinside
They do love this franschize, don't they?

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