That a non-offensive version of asking "whose the man" to a lesbian couple.
The answer is "neither", and you look dumb for asking.73 5 ReplyWow. That is a harsh take. But true.
19 2 ReplyGot it, instead of asking which is the man, I will now ask which lesbian in the relationship has nuts and/or meat. Thank you for helping me be a better ally!
(Obligatory jk, please don't ask this question to any lesbian)
13 0 ReplyWhich lesbian is the protein in this equation
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The peanut butter, with it's thicker texture and protein is obviously the meat, and the jelly, with it's more liquidy texture and lack of nutrition is the condiment
29 3 ReplyI second this.
I'd eat a peanut butter sandwich without the jelly, but I don't think I'd ever eat just a jelly sandwich.
Similar question for cheese and ketchup, you'd be more likely to eat a cheese sandwich without ketchup than a ketchup sandwich without cheese
4 1 ReplyJelly sandwiches are actually pretty solid... have you ever had jam on toast?
5 0 ReplyYou do you, but ketchup on a grilled cheese sounds nasty. Ketchup is a C tier condiment at best.
4 0 ReplyWho eats a cheese sandwich with ketchup? That's disgusting. Now peanut butter and cheese sandwich? Perfectly acceptable.
4 1 ReplyBut would you eat a peanut butter sandwich with catsup?
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Jelly can have some nutrition but yeah peanut butter is the protein. Most vegan pho meat is from legumes after all.
2 0 ReplyDo you mean "faux" meat? "Pho" is Vietnamese soup. "Faux" comes from French and means "fake" or "imitation", and is pronounced like "foe".
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Meat is not a requirement in a sandwich
13 1 ReplyCounterpoint: Animal flesh is not a requirement to be called "meat".
9 5 ReplyCulinarly the term often used is "protein". So in this case, PB
3 0 ReplyIt's implied. If I paid for a meat sandwich and I was given a pb&j, I'd be asking for a refund.
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The peanut butter and jelly is the meat with the bread as a condiment
8 0 ReplyChaotic neutral, you love to see it
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"Nut meat" is a common phrase so I would guess the peanut product is closest, but please stop this line of thought for your own safety.
6 0 ReplyDoes a sandwich have to have meat?
The PB and J are both fillings, or toppings for the case of an open sandwich.
5 0 ReplyIs this like the popcorn bucket thing? If my peanut butter and jelly sandwich contains your meat I don't want it.
5 1 ReplyIβll take it.
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Due to naming convention I would say Peanut Butter, supported by "Ham & Swiss" and "Beef & Cheddar".
4 0 ReplyCompelling argument!
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"Filling" is the word you're looking for, not "meat".
4 1 ReplyPeanut butter is the protein, I guess, so the PB
2 0 ReplySocratic intetjection: What's the meat in a hummus and cucumber sandwich?
1 0 ReplyIn my heart I feel it's the cucumbers but I do not have any kind of logic to back that up
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