Manwich needs to go away. Not because of the name, but because it tastes like ketchup that was microwaved in a Ziploc bag till they both melted into one substance.
Circus peanuts are delicious, and have possibly the funniest nutrition facts of all time.
One serving is 4 circus peanuts, which weighs 32 g...
...and the sugar content is 27 g per serving, approximately 84% of the total weight.
The only ingredients are sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, pectin, artificial flavor, yellow 6, yellow 5, and red 40. In essence, it's just a wad of thickened sugar with a little bit of sweetener and orange food coloring added.
Yeah, it it just me or does Manwich sound like it's a sandwich made out of men? I figured conservatives would want to change the name as to not give any angry housewives ideas...