Stay safe people 🙏

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Crowdstrike strikes Windows again.
I didnt knew that car Windows would also turn blue when broken.
What a tragedy. Would you be willing to accept some of mine? I mean, you already have six now...
- Oh, what the hell, doesn't make a difference at this point.
  
  Good, I have a few volume licenses for you then. 🫠
Bugs come in through open Windows.
- They’re gonna need to apply a patch
  
  A patch that might or might not fix whatever its changelog tells you it did. It also introduces new bugs
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
IDK, looks like his car's windows licence got revoked
- Average Chinese seller
The person that broke into your car - it was Microsoft!
- Bill? Was that you?
  
  And he used a private jet to travel to and from your car.
  
  Then did the trip again when he realised he only dropped three extra licences.
I want everyone to go to Windows 11 so the cost of incompatible hardware drops
Threw broken Windows through broken window.
Looks as if that Window got recalled

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