MFW it wasn't a fart.
1 0 ReplyYou can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
148 11 ReplyAs much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
192 9 ReplyIt's gender affirming care
170 3 ReplyAgreed.
But he's a sack of shit, so I don't think too many people will think that hard.
35 0 ReplyAgreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn't people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn't feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he's a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it's game on.
33 0 ReplyAnd those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
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I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.
8 0 ReplyIn this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.
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I feel like this is more accurate:
110 0 ReplyHey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
23 0 ReplyIs regression a form of growth?
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Zorg made it look way better
92 0 ReplyZorg also made things that actually work.
61 0 ReplyZorg's flame thrower was a lot better than Musk's.
31 0 ReplyIf only cyber trucks had a little red button
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And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
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He should go back to this
86 0 Reply"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"
24 2 ReplyAdios turd nugget!
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12 0 ReplyCouldn't find a gif of Corey Feldman?
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A wig?
9 0 ReplyOffbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
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At least zorg knew he was an asshole
75 0 ReplyMusk definitely knows too.
8 0 ReplyI don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.
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Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy
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Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
49 0 ReplyZorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
20 0 ReplyAnd as far as we know he wasn't hemorrhaging money
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Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
43 2 ReplyYou could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
38 0 ReplyBring me the priest.
6 0 Reply“I know”
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when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky
23 0 ReplyZorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
12 0 ReplyThey shoulda asked about the little red button.
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Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
22 0 ReplyI just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
17 0 ReplyMidlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
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Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.
15 0 Replyall those hair plugs just for that
14 0 ReplyWhen you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.
13 0 ReplyIt turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
12 0 Replygood lord he looks like a frog
10 0 ReplyAlternatively:
9 0 ReplySomeone get him some cherries.
8 0 Reply"fire one million" - Musk
It totally works.
8 0 ReplySomehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein
8 1 ReplyNever have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.
Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘
6 1 ReplyHave you heard how he allegedly treats women?
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Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
7 0 ReplyThis is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you're an idiot.
6 0 ReplyAre these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?
6 0 ReplyIs that plastic piece supposed to be there or can we only see it because of digital remastry? I never knew if that was part of the costume or not.
4 0 ReplyIt's definitely supposed to be visible.
Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.
36 0 ReplyThanks! One of those things I've wondered about but never bothered asking. Now I know :)
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I watched it when it came out, it's prominently featured in at least once scene.
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"Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
4 0 ReplySo it begins.... Posts a picture that's like 4 years old
6 2 ReplyThis can't be real
1 0 ReplyI woulda gone with Lex Luthor
1 0 ReplyLex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.
That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.
7 0 ReplyLex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.
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Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.
4 3 ReplyYou mean he's got some type of style. What that style is though...
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