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Borderlands Pitch Meeting

Warning: contains spoilers so go and watch the film first. Ah, who am I kidding? If you haven't seen it, watch it so you don't have to. If you have seen it, be reminded of one of your poorer life choices, like me.

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- I know him! He's from that other YouTube channel!
I always watch the Pitch Meeting instead of the movie for box office flops.
- That and Cinimasins, both have saved me hours of my life
  
  I used to watch Cinemasins a bunch as well but I found that they were too nitpicky and not as funny as Pitch Meeting.
Lol this movie is so bad I completely checked out while he was explaining the plot
- I still can't wrap my head around it. It's not even a borderlands movie, it's a borderlands-themed movie and they just did whatever the fuck they wanted. Chatgpt could've written a better plot.
  
  I don't understand the talent that's involved. Why in the world are Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis in it? It doesn't make any sense.
- Right? It wasn't his fault but I just didn't care about the plot any more than the writers did.
  
  At least The punchline was funny.

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