Warning: contains spoilers so go and watch the film first. Ah, who am I kidding? If you haven't seen it, watch it so you don't have to. If you have seen it, be reminded of one of your poorer life choices, like me.
I still can't wrap my head around it. It's not even a borderlands movie, it's a borderlands-themed movie and they just did whatever the fuck they wanted. Chatgpt could've written a better plot.