It's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass
It's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass
It's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass
I know that look.
When that look comes out, the claws are not far behind.
If I saw that IRL I’d suddenly have something to do inside. Taxes, maybe a root canal…
Beautiful kitty. And such nice fur. Deserves the chair.
I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?
Here's my counteroffer:
I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
... I reluctantly accept your offer.
Know thy place hooman. Obey my demands and serve me well and I may reward you with a head bump.
Such is the lot of royalty