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Jane Smith
- Hi Jane, it's Martha. Let me know if you get this, I'm new to computers and the Facebook app but someone said you can talk to friends on here. Did I do it right?
  
  It said someone else liked this but I'm only talking to Jane. Can other people see this? Please don't eavesdrop, Jane has marriage issues so i wanted this to be private.

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