the problem is the secret service is a socialist organization funded by theft (taxation.) in a truly capitalist society the free market would protect the president.
And Trump rally goers are all wonderful people, right? So just give them all AR-15s. With so many "good guys with guns" nothing bad can ever happen, can it?
But most importantly, they need to stop taking away guns. We need good guys with guns to stop bad guys with guns. If you make the guns illegal at his rallies, then, by definition, only criminals at his rallies have guns.
His rallygoers will not feel truly safe until they're surrounded by guys with no military training, but dressed in full tactical gear carrying locked and loaded semiautomatic rifles.
I have a better idea. Replace the Secret Service with Meal Team Six volunteers. There are plenty of hard-right MAGA types that love to dress up and play with their assault rifles. Give them a chance to live out their fantasies with the veryy real condition that they will be held very tightly to the letter of the law.
Was literally my first thought.
hamburger men with guns given authority to haress people.
hmm wonder who else has guards like?
O yeah the dictator Trump claims to respect.