Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?
Because they're very good at it.
Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?
A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…
How does an elephant get down off a cherry tree?
It sits on a cherry and waits
This doesn't work. The elephant is still in the fridge.
I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.
You're right, my bad. Carry on! (:
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
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Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks
Did you hear how Tarzan died?
He was picking cherries.
I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.
Is OP a future lizard?
Q: What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.