Trump No Fallon Fan But Plan to Bring Back Carson Hits Major Snag

It looks like Donald Trump isn't a fan of Jimmy Fallon, urging NBC to bring back Johnny Carson. Ummm... who wants to tell him?

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Reading that title gave me an aneurism
- Ugh, the article isn't much better. I feel like 'bring back Johnny Carson' is more of a lament of how things used to be better instead of an actual call for necromancy.
  
  I guess a more erudite person wouldn't phrase it that way.
If Donald can bring back Johnny Carson, id strongly consider voting for him. And his necromancer powers.
- If he could do that, I'd be hunting for his phylactery.