My grandma was like, "Your grandfather would throw a fit if he saw you driving that"
My grandfather was a naval aviator in WWII Pacific. He drove a Toyota when he was older. Said the Japanese made really hard to shoot down planes, figured their cars were built well too. Which, I mean, he wasn't wrong lmao.
I killed fiddy men!
They took my shins!
"THEY MADE THE PLANES THAT BOMBED PEARL HARBOR"
"NOW HOP BACK ON YOUR SUSHI CAR AND GIT"
"Sorry gramps, forgot about Pearl Harbor"
I ain't seling Hitler's canoe to no traitor!
I had my shins blowed off by a Japan man's machine gun. I ain't fixen ride in no Tojo car to the hospital.