There was no hurricane in Florida. That's fake news. Global warming is a hoax made up by the Chinese to destroy American industry. Donald Trump said so and he never lies.
There was no hurricane in Florida. That's fake news. Global warming is a hoax made up by the Chinese to destroy American industry. Donald Trump said so and he never lies.
He has the bravery to tell it like it is.
He was sent by God to save America, doncha know?
I am FLABBERGASTED. Big China is making this shit up, fooling us, and the average American doesn’t even notice that the government is lying to us. You’re inside the eye of the hurricane? Grow the fuck up! There is no hurricane, only weak minds. When I was young, I had to walk 15 miles to school EVERY DAY. Without shirt. And did I complain? No, because this is how national heroes are made. By sacrifice. You tell me a storm wiped away your house and the whole city is flooded? I say your mind is flooded. With weakness. I advise you to get out there and cast your vote. Trump 2024. Trump will drain your mind. You will see. And don’t say I didn’t tell you, because I did. You’re reading this right now, and you better listen to me.
My mind does feel drained after reading this, so you didn't lie
Something else feels drained too 🥛🍆
Damn right! And I poop Hersey chocolates, too. You gotta try em! If anyone tells you it's shit, they're part of the woke-deep-state and are trying to bring us DOWN!
maybe make a deal with Trump.
Trump Chocolate
"I never tried them, but I hear they taste real good."
"extra nutty"
Iv read this with trump voice in my head
Even if there were a hurricane, that's what nukes are for!
This got me wondering what would happen, and ofc there's a relevant XKCD: https://what-if.xkcd.com/23/
which ultimately links to this from the NOAA: http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
Overlap of politics and shitposting xD
We've never been at war with Ba Sing Se :)
The thing about hurricanes, look, I like Hockey but nobody watches it. Ask anybody, not the Canadia-HEY, you know who likes Canada, but enough about pancakes...
Stahp, you're gonna give me brain whiplash
Ummm, is this how shitposting works? It's a serious question. I really don't know.
I'm no fan of Trump but I don't believe he said that. In fact, he was complaining about the Biden/Harris response to the hurricane. On the other hand, it wouldn't surprise me. So is there a source for this or we just don't care?
I made it as the POV of a fictional Trump supporter.
I see.