Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you're infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!
1 0 ReplyReminds me of an old Daredevil comic:
13 0 ReplyFuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6
11 1 ReplyI thought this was the Balatro community for a moment
5 0 ReplySeriously tho, wouldn't be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️
26 0 ReplyDoes jupiter stop asteroids for us?
25 0 ReplyNo, arrows
68 0 ReplyOf course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture
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It even domesticates some of the big ones
29 0 ReplyHow else would you make asteroid cheese
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Yea that's the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter's size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It's also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all
24 2 Replyit's a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)
11 0 ReplyBut isn't the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me
13 0 ReplyTIL, thanks jupiter!
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we love jupiter
13 0 Replyet quoque te amo pueri.
17 0 ReplyWho cut his dick off?
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No love for Saturn, though?
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