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Aren't vampires considered undead? Lacks any blood in their system? How would they produce a boner?
Clearly by drinking the blood of others to fuel their boners. You thought vampires needed blood to live? No, they need it to smash.
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The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again
Depends on lore. Classical? No boner. World of Darkness Vampire? Yes... Sort of, you can "spend" blood in order to revive human functionality including a boner.
Buffy the vampire slayer? "I can fix them"
WoD vamps don't really enjoy sex, though. Except Jeannette, but she's explicitly insane. They can do it, but they don't really get anything out of it, except for an opportunity to feed.
Sparkly vamp Twilight lore? It just works, don't ask questions...
(Team Jacob)
In some versions of the lore they constantly have a boner at all times